ooc~ to any of my followers who have enjoyed stalking me, you can also find me over here now. i know i liked converting you guys to sambastian talking to a few of you and thought i’d keep you updated on my whereabouts <3
Seventeen. Homoflexible.
I enjoy things your mother probably wouldn't approve of. Lucky you.
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
Sure thing.
Don’t make me come down there and prove it.
(Source: ss-warbler)
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
Act like asses. You’re seventeen, there’s no way you’re a sex god.
I started young.
(Source: ss-warbler)
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
No idea. But I’m not into girls who act like you, so I figure it’s the same deal.
You mean act like sex gods?
(Source: ss-warbler)
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
You keep telling yourself that.
Alright, hot shot. What would your type be?
(Source: ss-warbler)
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
Whar? Did I just hurt your ego or something?
Of course I’d be your type. I’m everyone’s type.
(Source: ss-warbler)
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
The twelfth of never? Seriously, dude. Even if I went for dudes, you so wouldn’t be my type.
What? Excuse me?
(Source: ss-warbler)
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
Blow jobs know no gender, my friend.
So what did you get for Christmas?
A gift certificate for a private dance and an all expense paid trip to your dick. When can I cash in?
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
On what planet is me shutting up and you getting a blow job not a win win situation for you?
Um. This planet. Because I’m not into you, dude. Or any dude.
Blow jobs know no gender, my friend.
Quiet around here. I assume everyone is off having jolly Christmases.
I’m regretting agreeing to these tips.
It was a great tip.
It was way unhelpful.
On what planet is me shutting up and you getting a blow job not a win win situation for you?
